Vaccata
21 Febbraio 2017 - 2.095 visualizzazioni
.....e con questa(che ripropongo) vi auguro una serena notte.
One mattin the mamma of Cappuccett dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, port this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup che is very ma very kattiv ! And, mi raccomand, torn prest ! Good luck ! And in bocc at the lup, ehm... !" Cappuccett didn't capish very well this ultim parol, but andò away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl !'Ndove you go ?"
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is pienl of sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills" - she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella" (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not tropp away, but to the nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord ?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let ?" And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics !" "Oh, poor nonn !" - said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she ?) - then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have !! Do you bisogn some collir ?"
"Oh, no ! It's for see you megl, my dear (stupid) little girl" - dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm esclamed: "But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions ?" And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have !" And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better !" And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl. But (ta dah !) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented all succeded in the stanz of the nonn and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds!". And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired for the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content
(maybe not the lup...)
The Fin
One mattin the mamma of Cappuccett dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, port this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup che is very ma very kattiv ! And, mi raccomand, torn prest ! Good luck ! And in bocc at the lup, ehm... !" Cappuccett didn't capish very well this ultim parol, but andò away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl !'Ndove you go ?"
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is pienl of sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills" - she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella" (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not tropp away, but to the nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord ?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let ?" And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics !" "Oh, poor nonn !" - said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she ?) - then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have !! Do you bisogn some collir ?"
"Oh, no ! It's for see you megl, my dear (stupid) little girl" - dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm esclamed: "But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions ?" And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have !" And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better !" And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl. But (ta dah !) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented all succeded in the stanz of the nonn and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds!". And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired for the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content
(maybe not the lup...)
The Fin
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